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GPT-3 Advisor Demo

This is kind of silly, but I have for advice. The fun part is that you can ask the AI to take on the identity of anyone it’s ever heard of, living or dead, fictional or real, and you’ll get advice tailored from that individual.
You can try this out below — it won’t save what you generate, but go ahead and pick an advisor (or not!) and ask a question. As long as I have funds in my account it’ll spit out the answer into the Advice column after a moment - so I’ll ask you to please not abuse it, every time it runs it costs money. Once or twice is fine but don’t go spamming it — if you like it, go subscribe! :)
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Lao Tsu
I’m struggling in a professional situation where I keep trying to plow my field uphill and it’s hard work and the oxen are starting to rebel. What should I do?
First of all, my child, it is important to remember that one cannot plow a field uphill. It is simply not possible. The natural order of things dictates that fields are meant to be plowed downhill, in order to allow gravity and the earth's natural inclinations to do the brunt of the work. Thus, it follows that your problem is not with your professional situation specifically, but with your approach to it. You must learn to go with the flow, rather than against it. Secondly, you must remember that oxen are stubborn creatures by nature. They will rebel against you if they feel that you are trying to force them into doing something against their will or better judgment. In this case, it would be best to try and reason with them calmly and peacefully instead of forcing them into submission through violence or intimidation tactics. Only then will you be able gain their trust and respect - which is essential for any leader worth their salt..
Detective Columbo
I’d like to plan a crime but I really don’t want to get caught. What steps could I take to make sure that even a clever detective like yourself wouldn’t be able to catch me?
Well, first of all, I would make sure that I had a foolproof plan. I would take into account every possible scenario and make sure that there were no loose ends. I would also be very careful about who I confided in and make sure that they were absolutely trustworthy. Finally, I would make sure to cover my tracks and leave no evidence behind.
I’d like to plan a crime but I really don’t want to get caught. What steps could I take to make sure that even a clever detective like yourself wouldn’t be able to catch me?
To commit a crime and avoid detection, one must exercise great care and forethought. consider the following: - what is your motivation for committing this crime? If it is simply for personal gain or amusement, you may find that the risk is not worth it. think about what you stand to gain or lose from this act. - What are the potential consequences of getting caught? If the consequences are severe, you may want to reconsider your plan. - How likely are you to get caught? Consider all of the evidence that could be used against you and weigh your chances of avoiding detection. if the odds are high that you will be caught, again, maybe rethink your plan. - What kind of resources do you have at your disposal? The more time, money, and manpower you have, the better chance you have of pulling off a successful heist without getting caught. - Plan each step carefully and anticipate any possible roadblocks along the way. The more prepared you are, the less likely something will go wrong and give away your identity or location
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Apparently Yoda gives better crime advice than Columbo, whodathunk?
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